BREAKING NEWS:
Transgender Woman—Who Has a PENIS—In Women’s Bathroom!
Assault and Harass Her Before She Does the Same to You!
Transgender Man a Betrayal of Feminism and Womanhood!
So Legalize the Removal of That Traitor’s Physical Autonomy!
 Transgender People Forcing You to Use the Word “They!”
Transgender People Brainwashing You to Be Against Science and Against God!
Transgender People F***ing Your Children in Body and Mind!
 
BREAKING NEWS:
A Trans Person Is Sitting Next to You and Taking the Train Home From Work!
A Trans Person Is Your Waiter at Brunch Who Smiled and Said “Have a Nice Day!”
A Trans Person Is Your Neighbor Who Bakes You Cookies on Christmas,
Even Though You Speak to Them Less Than Five Times a Year!
A Trans Person Is a Fourth Grader Who Yearns to Read About Someone Like Them!
A Trans Person Is Your Child and They’re Scared You Won’t Love Them Anymore!
 
BREAKING NEWS:
Trans People Miserable in Disproportionate Numbers!
Because Society Says We’re Monstrous and Inhuman!
But You Say It’s Just Because We’re Diseased!
Trans People Wondering Why Our Bodies and Lives Belong to Politicians and Strangers!
Trans People Want You to Remember That We Were Children Once Too!
Trans People Sick and Tired of Being Terrified!
Trans People Begging World to Treat Us with Basic Respect and Human Dignity!
But World Keeps Telling Us to Go Back to Whatever Zoo Cages We Crawled Out Of!