Our very own lebensraum: the Gulf of America, Greenland, and Canada, too.
I fear I’m overstepping here, but President Jackson’s portrait is back
In the Oval Office. My heart goes out to all the very fine people in the crowd,
He said with a wink. It’s the Inauguration, after all. Out with the old: Critical Race Theory, 
In with the new: Great Replacement Theory. I’ve seen his right hand man
Gesture vaguely at multiculturalism and German values, like it’s his
Manifest destiny to assuage the AfD of their past guilt.

I’ve seen the executive orders, too, and I think to myself
Legally speaking, do I even exist? And for how much longer?
You see, kids, gender is a spectrum. At least, it used to be. Talk about
A thought terminating cliché. Now it’s just a single letter on a birth certificate,
A driver’s license, a passport. With a few snips here and there…
But there I go again, thinking I can solve all my problems
With surgical mutilation. My K-12 education is showing, 
And it’s scar(r)ing the children.

By some accounts, I’m a well-groomed male. Because, well, I’ve 
Had the surgery. It was pioneered by Magnus Hirschfeld, you know. He practiced 
Radical gender ideology, too, and they burned his books for it. Queerness, you see, 
Was a Jewish perversion, and now it’s anti-American teaching. 
The enemy from within, as defined by the presidential pen. 
A modern Dolchstoßlegende: a Democrat, a gender extremist, and a cultural Marxist
Walk into a bar, and George Soros pays for their drinks 
While the TV blares, “Kamala Harris is for they/them.” And it’s true, 
I use gender neutral pronouns. At least, I used to. But I don’t talk about X anymore, 
I deadname her like the productive citizen I am.

Sorry, I’m forgetting myself, what is it they used to say? Trans women are women?
But tautology is so impotent in the face of male violence, isn’t it?
Just grab them by the pussy, if they even have one,
To protect girls’ sports. Never mind that they’re children.
No, sexually exploiting minors has much more to do 
With pronouns and a change of clothes, 
And he cleans up real well.